Stan is upset that his dog Sparky is, by all appearances, gay. After repeated attempts to change Sparky's ways, Stan cries out, "I don't want a gay dog!" causing Sparky to run away. When Stan goes looking for him, he encounters Big Gay Al and his sanctuary for gay pets. Big Gay Al helps show Stan that gay people are just like everyone else and that being gay isn't something that can just be changed. Meanwhile, the South Park football team is facing North Park for the annual game, and everyone is depending on quarterback Stan to help the team beat the spread. Will Stan make it back from Al's in time? Written by
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Did You Know?
When Stan is trying to teach Sparky tricks, you can see the knot of the pink bandana even though he has already taken it off of Sparky. See more
Hey, speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog.
Referenced in Generation Kill: Screwby