South Park (TV Series)

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (2002)

Eliza Schneider: Liane Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Esther, Rebecca, Mrs. Stevens, Gillian, Other Nurse, Sharon Marsh, Mrs. Testaburger

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Quotes 

• Liane Cartman : Sweetie.

  Cartman : Yes Mom?

  Liane Cartman : You have to get ready for school.

  Cartman : [thinks a bit, then looks up]  ... No, our teacher's dead. Remember?

  Liane Cartman : Yes, but they said two weeks off was enough, and they want everyone back.

  Cartman : Two weeks isn't enough. I'm not over our teacher's tragic death. I'm still sh-shooken up.

  Liane Cartman : You'll get over it, honey.

  Cartman : But I wanna plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.

• [Wendy consults with a plastic surgeon about getting breast implants after seeing how Bebe's growing chest has made her popular] 

  Mrs. Testaburger : But she's 8!

  Dr. Hallas : Yes, well, not too young to feel flat and therefore not pretty.

  Wendy Testaburger : That's what *I* said!

  Dr. Hallas : However, young lady, I'm afraid breast implants are not for everyone. I'll need to carefully assess your physical and mental condition to see if augmentation is truly the best way for you to go.

  Wendy Testaburger : I have $3,000. Cash.

  Dr. Hallas : You pass, let's do this thing!