Kyle can't keep his new elephant at home because it's too big. After learning about genetic engineering in class, however, he finds a solution to his problem: splice the genes from his elephant with Cartman's pot-bellied pig to produce miniature pet elephants. A visit with local mad scientist Dr. Mephisto convinces Kyle that splicing won't work, so with Chef's help he decides to try more traditional methods. Written by
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Cream-Chip-Beef on Toast (one of the lunch choices on the cafeteria menu) is known as "Shit on a Shingle" in the American Armed Forces. See more
If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey. Why don't you stop... dressing me up like a mailman... a-and making me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack in your bedroom... and have sex with... some guy... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."
Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
References The X-Files