Kyle can't keep his new elephant at home because it's too big. After learning about genetic engineering in class, however, he finds a solution to his problem: splice the genes from his elephant with Cartman's pot-bellied pig to produce miniature pet elephants. A visit with local mad scientist Dr. Mephisto convinces Kyle that splicing won't work, so with Chef's help he decides to try more traditional methods. Written by
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Did You Know?
Cream-Chip-Beef on Toast (one of the lunch choices on the cafeteria menu) is known as "Shit on a Shingle" in the American Armed Forces. See more
Mr. Garrison claims he is going to give (the clone) Stan detention for wreaking havoc across the town. Garrison is a teacher; he does not have the authority to punish Stan for actions outside of the school. See more
If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey. Why don't you stop... dressing me up like a mailman... a-and making me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack in your bedroom... and have sex with... some guy... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."
Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
References The X-Files
Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Isaac Hayes
and Trey Parker See more