Junior Soprano: [watching 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' starring Larry David, whom he resembles] What am I doing on television?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [having Sunday dinner, Tony is upset by a remark by Uncle Junior] Get your coat! We're leaving!
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I don't have a coat.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Well, then get moving, goddamn it!
Junior Soprano: [showing early stages of dementia] What are you asking him for? He never had what it took to be a varsity athlete.
Angelo Garepe: [confused] Your point being, Junior?
Tony Soprano: [covering for him] Don't mind him, he's just breakin' balls.
Janice Soprano: [Tony has just stormed out on a Sunday dinner] Uncle Jun, was that really necessary?
Junior Soprano: He's a goddammned hothouse flower, that's his problem.
Salvatore 'Sal' Vitro: [regarding Feech] What did I ever do to this guy?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: They release these fucks from the can. Obviously, he wasn't rea-bull-ated.
Tony Soprano: What I was thinking was a tri-umber-thing. Like Caesar.
Tony Soprano: Free spirit Janice! Rebel without a cause! While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be a good son, while you're off dropping acid and blowing roadies!
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Roadies?
Tony Soprano: Oh, you don't wanna know!
Tony Soprano: [to Bobby] You want more responsibility? Start by controlling your wife.