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"The Sopranos" University (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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Tracee: I'm pregnant. It's Ralphie's.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Congratulations.

Tracee: What should I do? He acts like he doesn't give a shit.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You ever think he's not acting?

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Ralphie Cifaretto: What are you being like this for?

Tracee: Fuck you. Three days you don't call, not even to see how I am.

Ralphie Cifaretto: Baby, I'm busy. I gotta work! How else am I gonna take care of you when you're nine months pregnant?

Tracee: Serious?

Ralphie Cifaretto: Of course I'm serious!

Tracee: Ralphie, I love you.

Ralphie Cifaretto: I love you too, baby. Hey, if it's a boy, we'll name him after me. If it's a girl, we'll name it Tracee after you... that way she could grow up to be a cocksuckin' slob just like her mother. Are you out of your fucking mind?

Tracee: Guinea motherfuckin' piece of shit!

Ralphie Cifaretto: Yeah, that's right. Get it out! Get it out you little whore!

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[Bobby Baccalieri and Vito Spatafore are standing next to each other in Bada Bing. Paulie sees them]

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Look at this! It's like an advert for weight watchers! Before... and way before!

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Ralph Cifaretto: Where's Tony?

Gigi Cestone: Gettin' his weasel greased.

Ralph Cifaretto: Oh, your kid brother's here?

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Georgie: Hey Ralph!

Ralph Cifaretto: I have come to reclaim Rome... for my people.

Georgie: How ya doin'?

Ralph Cifaretto: [grabs Georgie by the neck, yelling] I have come to reclaim Rome... for my people!

Georgie: I don't get it. What do you mean?

Ralph Cifaretto: Fuckin' Gladiator, ya fuck!

Georgie: Oooh, the movie! I didn't see it.

Ralph Cifaretto: You're an asshole then.

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Carmela Soprano: I think you should pay him, Tony

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No fucking way!

Carmela Soprano: What, your daughter's future isn't worth 50,000 dollars?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: That's not it. That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down.

Carmela Soprano: No, he's not.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you?

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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Cocksucker was way out of line!

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: 20 years old, this girl!

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That too.

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Ralphie Cifaretto: Oh one nod, not even a hello?

Tracee: Fuck you, asshole.

Ralphie Cifaretto: Oh that's very nice. That's how you talk to a man in front of his friends?

Tracee: Yeah, right. What man?

Christopher Moltisanti: Oh a double!

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: You tell him, sweety!

Gigi Cestone: [clapping] I like this girl!

Ralphie Cifaretto: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why wasn't I born hansome instead of rich?

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