The Sopranos (TV Series)

To Save Us All from Satan's Power (2001)

Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano

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• Carmela Soprano : [while in their bedroom early in the morning, referring to the Christmas gifts they bought]  Oh good, you're up. I just got the digital video for Meadow: three down, three to go. Plus, the scooter is ready but your gonna have to pick it up

  Tony Soprano : It's on my list

  Carmela Soprano : You're not gonna like this next bit of news either: Janice is insisting on cooking Christmas dinner this year

  Tony Soprano : Christmas eve or Christmas day?

  Carmela Soprano : I'm cooking Christmas eve. You want to turn her loose on shellfish? She's determined to cook goose on Christmas day

  Tony Soprano : Why?

  Carmela Soprano : Well, her impulses are right: she's over here all the time, she volunteered me to make the gravy and the lasagna, so with everything else going on I have to do today, I have to bring half my kitchen over there and she needs you because the fuse box is on the fritz again

  Tony Soprano : Oh, fuck. Come on, I'm busy

  Carmela Soprano : So what? And I'm not?

• Carmela Soprano : [sarcastically, irritated]  I wish I could get up at 11:30 every morning after being out all-night God knows where

  Tony Soprano : [after she forcefully searches through them to intentionally annoy him with the banging sound]  Stop with the pots and pans

  Carmela Soprano : Where were you last night?

  Tony Soprano : Nowhere, I wasn't anywhere, I was the monogamy "poster boy", I swear to God

  Carmela Soprano : Oh, please

  Tony Soprano : [referring to Irina]  You know I break up with the so-called Russian whore, I'm "towing the line" and this is the thanks I get

  Carmela Soprano : What about Charmaine?

  Tony Soprano : [confused]  Charmaine?

  Carmela Soprano : Uh huh, I know all about you

  Tony Soprano : What? I didn't do anything

  Carmela Soprano : Yeah, you did in high school

  Tony Soprano : High school?

  Carmela Soprano : Don't try to deny it

  Tony Soprano : Oh ok, high school

  Carmela Soprano : Her husband dumps her and she never looked so good? You gotta ask yourself why?

  Tony Soprano : I didn't do nothing

  Tony Soprano : [raises his voice]  I didn't do nothing

  Carmela Soprano : It's too late. Alright? I don't believe anything you say