The Sopranos (TV Series)
The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti (1999)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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[after hearing bad news, Tony and Carmela need to relocate hidden money, guns and...]
Tony Soprano : All right. You'd better give me your jewelry.
[Carmela sighs with chagrin]
Tony Soprano : Hey, they know we can't produce receipts. You want 'em stealing this stuff from us?
[after Carmela removes her necklace, Tony points to her diamond ring and Carmela balks]
Tony Soprano : Come on.
Carmela Soprano : I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen!
[beat, then frown]
Carmela Soprano : Is it?
Tony Soprano : No!
[beat]
Tony Soprano : What do you think I am?
[Carmela sighs again]
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Larry Boy Barese : Oh, Mama Livia. Come sta, darling?
Livia Soprano : Listen to him with that 'my darling'. I am nobody's darling.
Larry Boy Barese : [to Tony] This one here, she never disappoints, I tell ya that.
Livia Soprano : Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?
Carmela Soprano : [pulls her away] Come on, Ma. Let's mingle.
Tony Soprano : Sorry. The older she gets the worse she gets.
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Tony Soprano : [Tony gets into Christopher's car and punches his head in anger] What the fuck is wrong with you?
Christopher Moltisanti : Didn't Paulie tell you I haven't been feeling good?
Tony Soprano : I wipe my ass with your feelings.
Christopher Moltisanti : Thanks, thanks a lot
Tony Soprano : Drive the fucking car, we're under the microscope and I heard you shot some civilian in the foot because he made you wait for buns?
Christopher Moltisanti : Fucking Paulie
Tony Soprano : Don't blame fucking paulie, Makazian comes to me and tells me Nutley PD has got a description make and of the car, why don't you leave a fucking urine sample next time?
Christopher Moltisanti : If I could've...
Tony Soprano : [shouting] SHUT UP and Georgie comes into the club his got vomit all over his shirt I ask him what the fuck, he says your digging up somebody you clipped three months ago
Christopher Moltisanti : I was...
Tony Soprano : [shouting] SHUT UP, people that shit they want to get caught
Christopher Moltisanti : I want to get caught?
Tony Soprano : Yeah you want to get aught I've seen that before that's cowboy-itis you want to be a big bad guy Christopher?
Christopher Moltisanti : I was worried I didn't...
Tony Soprano : [shouting] SHUT UP
Christopher Moltisanti : Can I try and explain here? I don't know it's just the regularness of life it's just too hard for me or something I don't know
Tony Soprano : [Patting and rubbing Christopher's head] Look at you. I bet you're sleeping all the time right?
Christopher Moltisanti : It's the only thing I still enjoy. You know what I think? Maybe I have cancer, remember how Jackie got it?
Tony Soprano : Cancer?
Christopher Moltisanti : Something horrible is going on inside my body, there's a physical change or something
Tony Soprano : does this word cancer pop into your head a lot, or a little bit or what?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Confused] What?
Tony Soprano : I'm thinking maybe your depressed.
Christopher Moltisanti : Me? I'm no fucking "mental midget"
Tony Soprano : Right.
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Will I see you next week?
Tony Soprano : Unless you know something I don't
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Just so that you understand I have to charge you for the missed session
Tony Soprano : What'd you talking about?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : We agreed on that on our very first meeting
Tony Soprano : I know that but I just explained to you my situation
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I understand but it's important we respect the agreement
Tony Soprano : What if I got hit by a car?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : But you weren't
Tony Soprano : I know but what if?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : But you weren't
Tony Soprano : I know that but what if?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You weren't
Tony Soprano : Why don't you answer my fuckin question?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I will not
Tony Soprano : [Agitated, stands up removes a roll of cash and start tossing it on her coffee table] alright because this is what it's all about right? Mother fuckin cock suckin money here!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I don't understand that comment and I don't appreciate being made to feel afraid
Tony Soprano : I don't appreciate feeling like I pour my heart out to a fuckin call girl
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Is that how you see me?
Tony Soprano : Not until now but it's obvious you don't give a SHIT about my situation or what's happening with me or you wouldn't be shaking me down
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It'll be shown as paid on next month's bill
Tony Soprano : Fine. Stick it up your ass
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Tony Soprano : [while having Chinese food for dinner after the FBI searched their home earlier in the day] I know the Feds are doing their job but it pisses me off the way they act
Carmela Soprano : that one guy Harris wasn't so bad
Tony Soprano : trust me, he was the biggest snake out of all of them: it's all part of his little act and that guy who broke the bowl, he did it on purpose
Carmela Soprano : Oh, I don't think so, he was just a klutz
Tony Soprano : What was his last name, Grizzo, Grasso, what?
Carmela Soprano : [reminding him] Grasso
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Why?
Tony Soprano : Why? Because he has a vowel at the end of his last name, Grasso, that's why. I mean what's he think? His gonna make it to the top by arresting his own people?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [to his mother] Pass the Moo shu
Tony Soprano : he'll see, he'll learn
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : We have a vowel
Tony Soprano : [attempting not to curse at the dinner table] F-in right and you be proud of it. Jesus Christ, you think there never was a Michelangelo, the way they treat people
Carmela Soprano : [to AJ] Did you know an Italian invented the telephone?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Alexander Graham Bell was Italian?
Tony Soprano : [to Carmela] you, see? see what I'm takin about?
Tony Soprano : [raises his voice to AJ, irritated] Antonio Meucci invented it and he got robbed: everybody knows that!
Meadow Soprano : Who invented the mafia?
Tony Soprano : [caught off guard by her question] What?
Meadow Soprano : The Cosa Nostra, who invented that?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Who cares?
Meadow Soprano : Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania, better known as Charles Lucky Luciano, who organized the Five Families: Lucchese, Gambino, Bonanno, Profaci
Tony Soprano : [becoming irritated] is there something you wanna say to me?
Meadow Soprano : I just like history like you, dad
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Can you just shut the fuck up about it?
Carmela Soprano : [chastising him for cursing] Hey!
Tony Soprano : [chastising him for cursing] Hey!
Carmela Soprano : AJ, did you know John Cabot was Italian?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : No
Meadow Soprano : [to her mother, referring to AJ] Like he knows who that is?
Carmela Soprano : Famous discoverer of Canada
Tony Soprano : The Bank of America, ever heard of it? One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an Italian
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : The first American Saint was Italian, Mother Cabrini
Carmela Soprano : That's right
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?
Tony Soprano : Now think about it, why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat with? And here's something else I bet you didn't know: more Italians fought for this country in World War Two than any other ethnic group, and they wouldn't tell you about Sacco and Vanzetti either
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : The two anti-Christ that got the electric chair in Massachusetts?
Meadow Soprano : [correcting him] Anarchists
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [to his mother] Isn't anti-Christ?
Carmela Soprano : They were two innocent men who got the chair because they were Italian
Meadow Soprano : [to AJ] How could there be two anti-Christ? There was only one Christ
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Tony Soprano : it's not definite but I thought I'd tell you in case I don't show up for an appointment
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [implying he might be arrested in the near future] so, you're telling me you're planning a vacation but you're not sure exactly when will it will be?
Tony Soprano : right, I may never go. Let's put it this way, there's a strong possibility it could happen
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : does "this" have to do with what's been on the news lately?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [when he doesn't respond] so if you suddenly stop coming to your appointments, I will have to assume you are on vacation? And I should wait to be contacted?
Tony Soprano : that would be a good assumption