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"The Sopranos" Nobody Knows Anything (1999)

Carmela Soprano: You know, Ma, your son loves you very much. He worries all the time. And he felt bad that you didn't come to the open house. I don't care if you think it's disrespectful, but I want you to cut the drama. It's killing Tony.
Livia Soprano: What are you talking about?
Carmela Soprano: I'm talking about this. This "poor mother, nobody loves me" victim crap. It is textbook manipulation. And I hate seeing Tony so upset over it.
Livia Soprano: I know how to talk to people.
Carmela Soprano: I am a mother too, don't forget. You know the power that you have. And you use it like a pro.
Livia Soprano: Power? What power? I don't have power! I'm a shut-in!
Carmela Soprano: You're bigger than life. You are his mother. I don't think for one second that you don't know what you're doing to him.
Livia Soprano: Who me? Me? What did I do?

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Christopher Moltisanti: Why the fuck would Pussy run? I mean, the guy's outta breath liftin' his dick up to take a leak.

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Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you're takin' up astronomy in college.
Kevin Bompensiero: No, business.
Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: [laughs] Madon'. Don't make me laugh. Kills my back.
Tony Soprano: He's a good lookin' kid. Sure he's yours?

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Silvio Dante: Look, T, if my vote counts for anything, I cannot believe that Pussy would fear the can enough to hurt his friends.
Tony Soprano: That's what they said about Gravano.

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Meadow Soprano: This country's light-years behind the rest of the world. Most civilized countries have legalized prostitution.
Tony Soprano: Don't you got somewhere to be?
Meadow Soprano: I mean, it's a joke. Look what they're putting the President through.
Carmela Soprano: He deserved what he got.
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: He got Monica Kaczynski and the broad with the long nose.
Meadow Soprano: I just don't think sex should be a punishable offense.
Tony Soprano: You know honey, that's where I agree with you. I don't think sex should be a punishable offense either. But I do think talking about sex at the breakfast table is a punishable offense. So no more sex talk, OK?
Meadow Soprano: It's the 90s. Parents are supposed to discuss sex with their children.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, but that's where you're wrong. You see out there it's the 1990s but in this house it's 1954.
[points to the window]
Tony Soprano: 1990s.
[points to the floor]
Tony Soprano: 1954. So now and forever, I don't want to hear any more sex talk, OK?

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Tony Soprano: [regarding Makazian] What did he come here for? Therapy?
Debbie: You could say that.
Tony Soprano: Instead of a couch you use a bed? It's not a bad idea.
Debbie: Hey, who wouldn't want to sleep with their shrink?
Tony Soprano: ...What does that mean?

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Mikey Palmice: Hey, babe. Look what Chucky brought us.
JoJo Palmice: Another kitchen appliance. Whoop-fuckin'-pee.
Mikey Palmice: Then slit ya wrists, why don't ya?
Chucky Signore: Truck load fell off the loading dock at Zim's last night.
JoJo Palmice: It's not even a Bra-oon.
Mikey Palmice: [sighs] That's a Braun, babe.

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Mikey Palmice: I may be getting bumped up. A notch or two. Tony Soprano's on his way out, and I mean as in forever.
JoJo Palmice: Oh my god. He's going to jail?
Mikey Palmice: Nah, the other forever.
JoJo Palmice: Does Junior know?
Mikey Palmice: [chuckles and shakes his head] Oh, jeez.

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