The Sopranos (TV Series)

Members Only (2006)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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Quotes 

• Christopher Moltisanti : You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

  [everyone laughs] 

  Tony Soprano : You're gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up?

• Tony Soprano : What you lose a little weight?

  Agent Dwight Harris : Ah...

  Vito Spatafore : You look good. Atkins, right?

  Agent Dwight Harris : I caught a parasite over there. Doctors don't know what it is.

  Christopher Moltisanti : What do they eat, tabooli?

  Agent Dwight Harris : Actually that's why I'm here. I been dyin' for a Satriale's veal parm hero.

  [walks in] 

  Christopher Moltisanti : Fuck him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole out.

  Tony Soprano : [shrugs]  Kinda feel bad for the guy.

• Hesh Rabkin : [while they visit Hesh's s son-in-law Eli in the hospital, explaining to Tony what happened]  We're having dinner Sunday, new Chinese restaurant near Mill Basin, we get jumped by three guys in a Lexus

  Christopher Moltisanti : [surprised]  Chinks did this?

  Hesh Rabkin : [annoyed by Christopher's comment]  What're you trying to be fuckin funny, you want a smack in the mouth?

  Christopher Moltisanti : What? I was serious

  Hesh Rabkin : [to Vito, referring to who's responsible for Eli's injuries]  It was your cousin Phil Leotardo

  Christopher Moltisanti : [to Tony]  I told you he was a prick

  Vito Spatafore : We were just with him

  Tony Soprano : [to Christopher and Vito, referring to Hesh]  Let him talk

  Hesh Rabkin : [to Tony]  I got some money on the street over there. Apparently, it got back to Phil's guy Gerry Torciano

  Vito Spatafore : [referring to Gerry's nickname]  The Hairdo?

  Hesh Rabkin : He claims that he thought Eli here was some independent shy, trying to poach his customers

  Christopher Moltisanti : [when noticing the medical device, not paying to Hesh]  Is that a catheter?

  Hesh Rabkin : Eli has massive internal bleeding and the fuckin skin is sheering off his hips. My daughter's beside herself

  Tony Soprano : [to Vito, after thinking it over]  You send someone to Brooklyn and you talk to Phil about this moot, this...

  Hesh Rabkin : Gerry Torciano