Christopher Moltisanti: [Explaining to Tony and Silvio why he's late] The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive!
Christopher Moltisanti: That's the guy, Adriana. My uncle Tony. The guy I'm going to Hell for.
Tony Soprano: [referring to Phil Leotardo, who just insulted Tony's crew and left the room] Was that fuckin' necessary? He shouldn't even have been here!
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: He's got a right to be here. He's got a right to *a lot* of things right now.
Tony Soprano: [referring to Tony Blundetto] My cousin acted alone. I did not sanction this.
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: [referring sarcastically to JFK assassination] The "lone gunman" theory.
Tony Soprano: You know how close he and Angelo were in the can. He flipped the fuck out!
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: When he whacked Joey Peeps, what flipped him out that time?
Tony Soprano: Whaddaya, whaddaya want, John? What do you want me to say?
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: I want your cousin on a FUCKING SPIT!
Tony Soprano: Look, Tony's in hiding, John.
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: You either deliver that prick to my door, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have NEVER fucking seen.
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: We're done here.
Phil Leotardo: Take your fuckin' sorrys and stick 'em in your ass.
[referring to Adrianna's health]
Tony Soprano: Are you still feeling sick, Hon?
Christopher Moltisanti: Please! They've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon.
Phil Leotardo: Anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love?
Tony Soprano: No.
Phil Leotardo: Well, give it time. See if I can't make that happen for you.