Christopher Moltisanti: [to Agent Harris] What about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?
Tony Soprano: You're a Smurf for 10 to 15 years, then you die, shitting in your pajamas.
Vito Spatafore: [regarding Eugene] I knew him better than anybody but still... Maybe he was a homo, felt there was no one he could talk to about it. That happens, too.
Psychologist: Repeat the following sentence: No ifs, ands or buts.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I'll do it if I fuckin' feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick it in your ass!
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [to Tony] Hey, Dad. I'm gonna get Uncle Junior for this. Don't worry.
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I watched since I was little how nice you were to him. And he doesn't get to just do this to you. And put you in here and get away with it. You're my Dad. And I'm gonna put a bullet in his fuckin' mummy head! I promise. I can't believe we're not gonna, like, do stuff together again. 'Cause we will. I'm positive.