The Sopranos (TV Series)
Eloise (2002)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Carmela Soprano : So Finn, Meadow's telling me your going skiing?
Finn Detrolio : For four days next week a whole bunch of us: a friend of my dad has a cabin near Montreal. You can ski right onto the trails
Meadow Soprano : I saw the pictures, there's this humongous stone fire place
Carmela Soprano : Just be careful with all the accidents you read about: Sonny Bono
Tony Soprano : How about you Alex? Do you ski?
Alessandra : I used to, my family had a retreat near the Pyrenees
Tony Soprano : Pyrenees?
Meadow Soprano : Aless is descended from Spanish royalty
Tony Soprano : Seriously?
Colin McDermott : She's our little princess
Alessandra : My great, great grandmother was a countess
Carmela Soprano : [to Meadow] you should've told me you were living with royalty
Tony Soprano : My daughter's an Italian princess, does that count? My wife too for that matter
Meadow Soprano : There's more chicken if anybody wants?
Tony Soprano : Yeah I'll take a little more
Finn Detrolio : [Including him into the conversation] so AJ, your a junior?
A.J. Soprano : Next year
Finn Detrolio : Are you looking at any schools yet?
A.J. Soprano : Not really, I'll go to Rutgers I guess
Meadow Soprano : Are you passing everything?
A.J. Soprano : I got a C on a paper I did on Billy Budd
Carmela Soprano : [Disappointed] A C?
Tony Soprano : [to Carmella] he usually gets D's and F's, what's with you today? You ok?
Carmela Soprano : You worked so hard on it, why only a C?
A.J. Soprano : I don't know
Finn Detrolio : Did you like Billy Budd?
A.J. Soprano : It was ok. My teacher said it's a gay book
Carmela Soprano : Mr. Wegler? Oh that is ridiculous
Finn Detrolio : [while Colin and Aless nod] I've heard that before
Carmela Soprano : That was written when? The nineteenth century?
A.J. Soprano : Yeah, I didn't even know they had fags back then
Meadow Soprano : [Chastising him for saying something offensive] AJ
Tony Soprano : [to Colin] no offense
Colin McDermott : Oh, I'm not gay
Tony Soprano : Your not?
Colin McDermott : No
Finn Detrolio : [Jokingly] I read where they found gay cave drawings in Africa
Alessandra : Really?
Alessandra : [Realizes he was teasing her] shut up
Carmela Soprano : This stuff is pervading our educational system, not to mention movies, TV shows
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Tony Soprano : [Meeting privately] well, here I am, what is it?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : We go back a long way, we've come way too far to let it go to shit
Tony Soprano : With all due respect, if you want to go down memory lane: put it in second gear
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : The Esplanade now: I wish for Carmine's sake he'd ease off
Tony Soprano : You should tell him that
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : His so easily upset these days. His teeth. I'll tell you that restaurant thing didn't help
Tony Soprano : He hurt my appraiser, what was I suppose to do? It's on page four of the boss manual John, Jesus
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : Your preaching to the choir, you don't even want to hear how many of his decisions end up lightening my pockets
Tony Soprano : Why are you telling me all this?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : Because I know at heart your a pragmatist, as I am. I'm telling you now: Carmine won't bend
Tony Soprano : And I just told you I won't
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : If Carmine's health was bad, if something were to happen to him, God forbid, all this unpleasantness would just...
Tony Soprano : John, Carmine's fine
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : Yes, his very healthy. Thank God. Call me
Tony Soprano : [Realizing Johnny Sack was implying they should kill Carmine] holy shit
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Tony Soprano : [while entering their apartment, jokingly] flower delivery
Meadow Soprano : hi, come on in, I'll be right there
Finn Detrolio : [introducing himself] Mr. Soprano, Finn Detrolio
Tony Soprano : Finn, the dentist, right?
Finn Detrolio : someday, I'm still waiting to hear from dental school
Tony Soprano : [jokingly, points to his teeth] remind me to talk to you about this loose filing later
Meadow Soprano : [while taking the flowers from her father] hi, these are beautiful
Tony Soprano : so, what smells so good in there?
Meadow Soprano : mom's recipe for Chicken Cacciatore
Tony Soprano : [to Carmela] see? I should've known
Carmela Soprano : [to Meadow] you always leave your door open like that?
Meadow Soprano : I'm cooking, it's hot
Finn Detrolio : [puts his arm around Meadow] I'll protect her, don't worry
Tony Soprano : [jokingly] you hear that? Anybody bothers her, he'll knock their teeth out, then he can put them back in too
Meadow Soprano : [introducing them to her father] these are my roommates: Colin and Alex
Tony Soprano : [to Colin] so, you're a roommate too?
Colin McDermott : [while shaking Tony's hand] Colin McDermott, I've heard so much about you
Tony Soprano : [referring to Colin, to Finn] so, he lives here and you don't?
Finn Detrolio : I have a place on 118th St.
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Tony Soprano : [In the car with Furio driving, referring to Carmella turning down the plans he made for them to go on vacation] do you believe that in there? The tickets? For two years a bitch-fest about how we don't get away so I make it happen: top shelf across the board. All of a sudden her mother's psoriasis is like the Bubonic fuckin plague. You know what? Fuck that I don't even know why I bother
Furio Giunta : She's probably worried for her mother
Tony Soprano : Oh, fuck that. They got her on a Cortisone. I know she's my wife and the mother of my children but let me tell you something, she can be a moody bitch
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Meadow Soprano : What stuff?
Carmela Soprano : This gay nonsense their teaching. I am sorry but Billy Budd is not a homosexual book
Meadow Soprano : Actually, it is mother
Carmela Soprano : I saw the movie Meadow with Terence Stamp
Colin McDermott : Terence Stamp was in the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Carmela Soprano : I don't know about that but Billy Budd is a story about an innocent sailor being picked on by an evil boss
Meadow Soprano : Who's picking on him out of self loathing caused by homosexual feelings in the military context
Carmela Soprano : Oh, please
A.J. Soprano : OK
Alessandra : Actually Mrs. Soprano, there's a passage in the book where Melville compares Billy to a statue of Adam before the fall
A.J. Soprano : Really?
Tony Soprano : I thought you read it?
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Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : [while meeting in Carmine's restaurant] listen Tony, it's very important to Carmine that we work something out
Tony Soprano : If it's so important, where is he?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : His son's leaving tomorrow: family obligations
Tony Soprano : Alright so what is it? What's the offer?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : Forty percent of the HUD take across the board, starting now
Tony Soprano : Forty? I thought Little Carmine said he was going to take care of this?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacrimoni : He did. That's why the concession
Silvio Dante : We heard forty a week ago
Silvio Dante : Whatever is done, you keep that for yourself. Forty percent only applies to future deals
Tony Soprano : [to Sil, implying their not going to agree to the terms of the deal] let's go
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Tony Soprano : so, Finn, where are you from?
Finn Detrolio : my dad was in the navy, I was born in Japan, I spent my first ten years on a base near the Azores
Tony Soprano : so, your dad was a sailor, huh?
Finn Detrolio : surgeon, actually
Carmela Soprano : so, you've been all over the world?
Finn Detrolio : yeah, pretty much
Colin McDermott : I gotta tell you Mrs. Soprano, your daughter absolutely keeps us alive with her cooking
Alessandra : [to Colin] didn't you make macaroni and cheese one night?
Colin McDermott : [jokingly] I didn't wanna brag
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Tony Soprano : Furio come by?
Carmela Soprano : His already forty minutes late
Tony Soprano : [referring to his hangover] His probably worse off than me
Carmela Soprano : You two go out?
Tony Soprano : Can I get a cup of coffee? Where the fuck is he?
Carmela Soprano : Was he out with somebody last night?
Tony Soprano : He's a single guy: how should I know? Anyway, my memory's a little hazy
Tony Soprano : [after smelling the coffee] I'm going back to bed, when he gets here, don't wake me
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Furio Giunta : [while entering the kitchen] what's the smell is in this house? It's like the smell of heaven
Carmela Soprano : Homemade scones, my son loves them. Here try one, they're just out of the oven
Furio Giunta : No, thank you
A.J. Soprano : Well, that's all there is for breakfast? Just fat and carbs?
Carmela Soprano : Excuse me, we have guest you think you might say hello?
A.J. Soprano : [ignores her, continues to read from his paper about the novel Billy Budd by Herman Melville to his mother] anyway, "when Mr. Claggart gets mad at Billy, it is a surprise because his always saying how handsome Billy is, this does not seem realistic because why would an officer care if a sailor was handsome or not?"
Carmela Soprano : [after Tony walks downs the stars and takes a bite from a scone] AJ, your father's living I'll come up in a minute, go over it
Carmela Soprano : [Reads from the envelop Tony hands her] what is this? Ocean Club at Paradise Island
Tony Soprano : We leave tomorrow for three beautiful days
Carmela Soprano : Tomorrow?
Tony Soprano : I know its short notice but the deal came through, got a view suite, first class plane tickets, a guy owes me a favor
Tony Soprano : [Seeing her worried] what?
Carmela Soprano : I don't know, AJ? School?
Tony Soprano : His old enough to spoil himself now. I saw how jealous you were when I left for Florida
Carmela Soprano : [Giving him reasons why it's not a practical time for them to go on a vacation] my mother with the skin condition, just the time it's going to take to pack
Tony Soprano : To pack?
Furio Giunta : [Sensing they want to talk privately] I'll wait outside
Tony Soprano : All the shit's that's been going on, the horse and all. I know you need a break: deep down it's probably why you got your hair cut
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Carmela Soprano : [after he enters their bedroom] Your home early
Tony Soprano : Yeah, what're you watching?
Carmela Soprano : How to Marry a Millionaire, do I have a fever?
Tony Soprano : [feels her forehead] Maybe, a little, want some Advil?
Carmela Soprano : I took some
Tony Soprano : I talked to Meadow this morning: she left for her ski trip
Carmela Soprano : So?
Tony Soprano : She's a good kid
Carmela Soprano : She hates my guts
Tony Soprano : She doesn't hate you. She's gonna call you. Come on, you know that works. Finn will go, she'll forget all about him in a couple of weeks. In a few years, she'll find somebody else, settle down, maybe she won't, who knows? She can do whatever she wants, she's becoming a wonderful woman, smart, beautiful, independent woman you created. Isn't that what you dreamed about?