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"The Sopranos" Army of One (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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Kelli Aprile: Jesus Christ, look at who our father was! My brother wasn't killed by some drug dealer! He was killed by some fat fuck in see-through socks!

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Carmela Soprano: Now, you liked Jackie; so you don't want to believe that he did this to himself. So, like a lot of other people you go around looking for boogey men to blame- boogey men with Italian names.

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Jackie Aprile Jr.: Tony, please, for my father.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: The warranty on his death certificate expired two weeks ago. Your bullshit expired along with it!

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[while shopping for a dress for Jackie Aprile Jr.'s funeral, Adriana carelessly divulges several private details to her newfound friend, whom the audience knows is an undercover FBI Agent]

Adriana La Cerva: Miss? Can you tell me where I can find something more dressy - not 'evening' but muted? The thing is, it's for a funeral.

FBI Agent Deborah Ciccerone/Danielle Ciccolella: Oh. I'm so sorry.

Adriana La Cerva: Yeah. The guy was like 22.

FBI Agent Deborah Ciccerone/Danielle Ciccolella: Car accident?

Adriana La Cerva: Actually, murder. He was a cousin of mine. Anyway, the last time we went to a funeral, my boyfriend cussed me out over what I wore to his boss's mother's wake. And I said, 'Come on! Do you think Tony even noticed for, like, one minute what I had on?' But he keeps on about everything!

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[Meadow reproves her cousin for making careless accusatory comments about how Jackie Jr. died]

Meadow Soprano: Our dads are in the garbage business, and it's always good for a laugh. And, yeah, they brush up against organised crime. But, do you think they control every slime ball and illegal gun in like a hundred communities? I can't believe you would say this in front of an outsider! Jesus Christ, some loyalty?

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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [opens the compact fridge, slams it and gives it a good kicking] I been dreaming of that fucking lo mein all the way the fuck over here. Now, who came in here and ate my shit?

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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Anthony Jr. runs off after getting severely slapped by Tony] There's more where that came from! We're starting a new regime around here!

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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I work hard all day to pay for this, six thousand square foot house big screen TV food on the table, video games all kinds of scooters and bicycles, Columbia University and for what? to come home to this?

A.J. Soprano: Sucks to be you

[slaps AJ]

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: There's more where that came from! We're starting a new regime around here!

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