Sonny Bono: Self - Co-Host

Quotes 

• Sonny : Well, they tell me that you're the sex symbol on the show...

  Cher : Only be default.

• Sonny : When I walk into restaurants, elegant restaurants, where people are supposed to be sedate and quiet, women start to scream, actually scream and squeal. There's a big commotion, whenever I do that.

  Cher : Right, 'cause after three drinks you go into the ladies room.

• Sonny : Boy, when they fall for the Bones, they really fall.

• Interviewer : I have noticed in the Italian press recently that your name has been linked with, eh, Sofia Loren...

  Vincerre G. Ventenove : Poppycock!

  Interviewer : Am I to take it, sir, that that means that it's not true?

  Vincerre G. Ventenove : Oh, no, no, no, I mean Sofia Poppycock. See, she's a much bigger star than Sofia Loren.

• The Prisoner : Five minutes, boy, for a lonely lovestarved guy alone with his girl. I'll tell you, though, it's heartless, it's really cruel. It's like giving a thirsty man five drops of water in a leaky bucket.