- Notch Johnson: You listen to me, Ray. You leave B.J. alone. Can't you see she doesn't have an evil bone in her body?
- Ray Cummings: Not yet she don't.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Oh, please. Ray's harmless. He's just my little country bumpkin.
- Kimberlee Clark: Can't you see he's just using you?
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Yes, and if you're finished, I'd like to get back to that.
- B.J. Cummings: I can't take it anymore, mama. How could you even fall for Ray in the first place?
- Ima Cummings: I'm sorry, baby. It's just that he was so handsome, and I was so drunk. You know how those family reunions are.
- Notch Johnson: Fire Bush, do you remember when I left the world of the white man and had to learn the ways of the Cajone?
- Fire Bush: You mean like wiping with leaves?
- Notch Johnson: You obviously recall the whole poison ivy incident.