Son of the Beach (TV Series)

In the Line of Booty (2002)

Amy Weber: Porcelain Bidet

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Quotes 

• Porcelain Bidet : Can I leave early today?

  Kimberlee Clark : Oh, what is it now, Porcelain? A massage? Your nails? Working a bachelor party?

  Porcelain Bidet : I happen to have a business meeting. For a movie. That I wrote myself. Starring myself.

  [pleadingly to Notch] 

  Porcelain Bidet : Please, Notchie!

  Kimberlee Clark : Uh, "Notchie"? We're about to have 700 people on the beach today. I think we need every lifeguard on duty.

  Notch Johnson : Oh, sorry, Porcelain. Kimberlee won't let me get you off.