Son of the Beach (TV Series)

In the Line of Booty (2002)

Jaime Bergman: B.J. Cummings

Quotes 

• Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : [B.J. saves him from a surfing wipe-out]  I thought I was a goner. Thank god you came.

  B.J. Cummings : I'm lucky. I always come at the right moment.

• B.J. Cummings : Cool necklace. Who's that?

  Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : That's the Virgin Mary.

  B.J. Cummings : What a co-inky-dink. I'm the virgin B.J.

  Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : My name's Jason. How can I ever thank you?

  B.J. Cummings : You could give me my gum back.

• Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : Let me unzip. I have something I want to show you.

  B.J. Cummings : [he takes off his wetsuit, revealing his priest collar]  Okay, the coast is clear.

  [glancing at his privates] 

  B.J. Cummings : Where's Mr. Winkie?

  Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : B.J., I'm a priest. My name's Father Dudikoff. But my friends call me Father Dude. I'm also the man that heard your confession.

  B.J. Cummings : You mean... I got down on my knees for you?

  Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : B.J., it's obvious that we have feelings for each other, but unfortunately, I've already given myself to the man upstairs.

  B.J. Cummings : So you're a homo-queer.

  Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : No, you must be thinking of Father O'Reilly.

• Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : [getting shot in a gang war]  The Virgin Mary saved my life. Maybe that's the Lord's way of telling me not to leave the priesthood.

  B.J. Cummings : Does that mean we're not going to constipate our relationship?

  Jason Dudikoff, Father Dude : I'm afraid not, B.J. But don't worry. You'll meet somebody someday.

  Notch Johnson : And in the meantime, you two kids can still have phone sex.