B.J. Cummings: [a man is yelling for help in the water] Man going down! I'm coming! I'm coming!
B.J. Cummings: I've blown a lot of things in my life, but never a safe.
Notch Johnson: A man fell off a boat. I swam out to save him, but I didn't get there in time. But this story has a happy ending, because that man was a personal injury attorney. So nobody really cared.