- Jamaica St. Croix: Yo, what up, boss? I've been moonlighting at Burger Queen. I was in the middle of taking a big shift.
- Notch Johnson: We got a whopper of a problem, Jamaica. I need you all.
- Jamaica St. Croix: Have it your way.
- Kody Massengil: Mother, what do you need a male prostitute for?
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Kody, have I ever talked to you about the governor's balls?
- Kody Massengil: Eww! He's so old!
- Mayor Anita Massengil: The governor is looking for a new education commissioner.
- Kody Massengil: Well, why do you need a date? Can't you just fly solo?
- Mayor Anita Massengil: I have to appear successful and respectable, not...
- Kody Massengil: Desperate and horny?
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Right.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Kody, that job could take me to Sacramento, and off this landfill.
- Kody Massengil: I bet Chappy's calendar is open.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Kody, you are brilliant!
- Kody Massengil: Mother, have you skipped your medication? I was joshing!
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Hello, Chappy. How's my favorite aimless drifter today?
- Chappy: Is this going somewhere?
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Chappy, how would you like to make $100?
- Chappy: $100? Cash like that, I could retire. Hold on. What do I have to do?
- Mayor Anita Massengil: First, you need a bath.
- Chappy: I knew there'd be a catch! Sorry, sister. No can do.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Make it 200.
- Chappy: Break out the Mr. Bubble.
- Notch Johnson: Vinnie Fallatio. Isn't that the Mob boss I put away for life three months ago?
- Kimberlee Clark: How could he be out already?
- Ellen: [noticing a nipple poking through her swimsuit] It's California, headlights.
- B.J. Cummings: Wow, Chip. Isn't it weird seeing your sister naked?
- Chip Rommel: Last time I saw her naked, we were children in a bathtub. Since then, she's had breast reduction.