[Burt arrives at Dr. Saxon's office, carrying a basketball for his latest world record attempt]
Burt: 22 hours... 22 hours I've been dribbling this.
Dr. Saxon: Burt...
Burt: I dribbled on the train. I dribbled down the street. I dribbled in the subway where I almost got killed. Four black guys tried to take it from me. And what happens? In *your* office, one of your stupid nurses slaps it out of my hand?