Jim Ward: Mr. Militch

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• [after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checking up on him] 

  Mr. Basil Militich : They wanted to know about what kinds of friends you have.

  TJ Henderson : And what did you tell them?

  Mr. Basil Militich : I said that you kept to yourself most of the time, a bit of a loner.

  TJ Henderson : Oh, thanks a lot! Why didn't you just tell them I'm president of the Saddam Hussein fanclub?

  Mr. Basil Militich : ...Are you?

  TJ Henderson : No!

  Mr. Basil Militich : They were also interested in the books you checked out. By the way, why did you check out that book on gunpowder?

  TJ Henderson : It was for science, I was building a volcano!

  Mr. Basil Militich : I told them you must be fascinated by explosives. Boom!