Lois Lane: [to Clark after Chloe shows prom queen pride] Okay, Smallville, I clicked my heels together three times and nothing happened. Better tell me what's going on.
Lois Lane: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha Kent: [Possessed by Dawn] So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark Kent: Mom!
Lois Lane: I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?
Lois Lane: What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?
Clark Kent: Oh, no.
Lois Lane: [Pointing to the corsage pinned to her dress] Did you pin that on me?
Clark Kent: I'll explain later, Lois.
Lois Lane: A little close to the boob, don't you think?
Chloe Sullivan: Lighten up, Dawn. You'll get your throne, because this entire school is terrified of you and your vicious rumor mill.
Dawn Stiles: Hah! Kill me now. You are such the hypocrat.
Chloe Sullivan: Hypocr- I'm sorry, whatever you're saying is getting lost in translation.
Sheriff Nancy Adams: Mr. Teague, the next time you say there's been a killing, I better see a stiff.
Clark Kent: Lois, wasn't this not in the realm of possibilities?
Lois Lane: [Possessed by Dawn] Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.
Chloe Sullivan: You know, Lois, I think Clark might have a lot more to offer than you realize.
Lois Lane: I wouldn't bet on it.
Lana Lang: Harmony, this is supposed to be cotton-candy pink. Why is it sea-foam green?
Harmony: Nice Dawn Stiles impersonation.
Blonde Dawnette: Yeah, you have the queen-bitch control freak down pat.
Sheriff Nancy Adams: I even went on one of those Google searches. It kept asking me if I meant "Bing Crosby."