- [Lana, Chloe and Lois had been possessed by 17th century witches. The night before, they had cast a spell on everybody at Chloe's 18th birthday party, making everybody go wild and turn into party animals. Clark sleeps late, leaving Jonathan to do his chores]
- Clark Kent: Hey, dad.
- Jonathan Kent: Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me?
- [Jonathan holds up a sexy red and black bra]
- Martha Kent: [Quietly] Where did that come from?
- Jonathan Kent: From out in the barn. In the hay.
- Martha Kent: [Shocked] Clark...
- Clark Kent: [Quickly] It was magic.
- Martha Kent: [Smirking] I'm sure it was...
- Lana Lang: I wanted to thank you. Once again, you managed to come to my rescue.
- Clark Kent: Well, it's good to have the old Lana back. Isobel was, um... aggressively sexy.
- Lana Lang: [a little mortified] Oh, great. Possessed by an evil slut.
- Lana Lang: Hmm. So, uh, how's your Latin?
- Jason Teague: About as good as my Italian, which I don't speak.
- [Lana, under the possession of an evil witch, has brought back the souls of her two friends into the bodies of Chloe and Lois]
- Madelyn Hibbins: Ah, the woods of France. I'd know them anywhere.
- Margaret Isobel Thoreaux: [rolling her eyes] We're in Kansas.
- Brianna Withridge: Where?
- Margaret Isobel Thoreaux: The Americas.
- Brianna Withridge: His powers are restored.
- Madelyn Hibbins: How?
- Clark Kent: I'm not from around here.
- [Clark has freed Lana, Lois, and Chloe from Isobel's spell]
- Lois Lane: Why are we lying in the dirt?
- Chloe Sullivan: And what the hell are we wearing?
- Lana Lang: I found out that Lex was the one that got Jason fired. I should have known that you would never do anything like that.
- Clark Kent: Look, I wasn't thrilled when I heard about you and Jason. But I realized that the way I acted when we were together didn't make you happy.
- Lana Lang: You know, I always resented you for keeping secrets from me. And I don't want to do the same thing to you. Clark, there's a reason that I came back to Smallville. When I was in Paris, I touched Isabel's tomb, and then there was this flash of light, and the next thing I remember is waking up in my apartment. And I had this
- [she shows him the tattoo on the small of her back]
- Clark Kent: I've seen this before. On the cave wall.
- Lana Lang: I should have told you this months ago, but I was too scared. Clark, you know those caves better than anyone else. Do you know what this symbol means?
- Clark Kent: [obviously lying] No. I'm sorry.
- Lois Lane: Okay, what are we doing in the woods? Chloe's right behind me, and the moonlight nature hike? It's making her a little suspicious.
- Lana Lang: [possessed by Isobel] I thought it would be nice to get together with my girls before the party.
- Chloe Sullivan: [approaching] What party?
- Lois Lane: Way to ruin the surprise.
- Chloe Sullivan: Oh, you mean the party that you've been planning for the last month?
- Lois Lane: You know about that?
- Chloe Sullivan: Oh, hello! Investigative reporter. Nothing gets past me. Except why we're playing wood nymph when there's a party waiting for me with my name on it.
- Clark Kent: Hey, Lois, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at school?
- Lois Lane: We're having a surprise party for Chloe's eighteenth birthday in your barn, remember?
- Clark Kent: No. I remember telling you you couldn't have it here.
- Lois Lane: Too late now. Everyone's already been invited, and really don't want it getting back to Chloe that you rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.
- Clark Kent: What?
- Lois Lane: Then I'd have to hurt you.
- Clark Kent: Lois, we can't do this tonight. The guy from Princeton's coming to meet me. Besides, my parents are out of town.
- Lois Lane: Relax, Smallville. It's just gonna be a couple of people standing around singing "Happy Birthday". It's not gonna be Sodom and Gomorrah. Mr. Ivy League won't even know we're here. Trust me.
- Madelyn Hibbins: The food is so good in this century.
- Margaret Isobel Thoreaux: And the men actually bathe.
- Magistrate Wilkins: You have been found guilty of committing the darkest art, witchcraft. For this affront against God, I hereby condemn you to burn in the fires of hell of which you so eagerly seek communion.
- Margaret Isobel Thoreaux: You think this ends with a lick of flame? I sleep but a while. And when the time is appointed my heir will awaken me and I will have vengeance.
- Clark Kent: What did you do to Lex and Jason?
- Margaret Isobel Thoreaux: Nothing, compared to what we're going to do to you.