Lois Lane: [trying to name dog] Well, he's annoying and I can't seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarky.
Lois Lane: [to vet] We call him Clarky.
Clark Kent: We do not call him Clarky.
Lois Lane: Is it the "y" part you don't like? Because, we could always just make it "Clark." But then that would get really confusing, and, hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be "Skipper."
Martha Kent: You know, when I was a little girl, we had a dog that looked just like this one. Maybe that's why I liked him so much right away. His name was Shelby.
Lois Lane: I can live with that.
Clark Kent: Well, it beats "Clarky".
Lois Lane: So what are we gonna call him? And don't give me any of this "Skipper" crap.
Clark Kent: I was thinking we'd call him "Krypto."
Lois Lane: Why, because he's so cryptic like you? I don't think so.
Clark Kent: Why not?
Lois Lane: Because I think it's dumb. You can call your next dog "Krypto." Look, it's not that hard: Max, Lucky, Rocky, Bailey, Scamp, Monty, Bud.
[Jonathan and Martha walk in the barn]
Jonathan Kent: Hey, you're gonna have to pick one of those if you wanna keep him.
Jonathan Kent: Where did you say you found him?
Lois Lane: Actually, I kind of... hit him.
Clark Kent: You hit him? With your car?
Lois Lane: No, with my fist.
Lois Lane: I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies.
Clark Kent: Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
Lois Lane: Maybe I'm allergic to you.
Lois Lane: [after hitting the dog with her car] Okay. You're gonna be fine. I know you're gonna be fine. Everyone I've ever hit was all right.
Lex Luthor: If I understood my father's insanity I'd be a much happier man.
Jonathan Kent: Look, son, I know that you're... really attached to this dog, but I'm worried it could be dangerous, even to you.
Clark Kent: I know. That's why I have to find who's doing this and stop them.
Jonathan Kent: No, Clark. Son, it won't make any difference. If they had anything to do with putting that man in a coma, then they're gonna have to be put down.
Clark Kent: Wait, dad, when you and mom found a superpowered boy in a corn field, you didn't give up on me just because I might be dangerous. You raised me, you gave me a chance. He's a good dog, dad. Someone's just using him to do bad things. We should give him a chance.