- Lana Lang: If I had a hundred people trashing my house, I'd be a little freaked out.
- [glass shatters in the background]
- Clark Kent: After the first few dishes, you kinda get used to it.
- Gabe Sullivan: Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.
- Chloe Sullivan: Okay, somebody kill me now.
- Lana Lang: Everyone stands for something, Clark. What do you stand for?
- Clark Kent: I stand for truth, justice, and... other stuff.
- Martha Kent: You have to open the doors.
- Lionel Luthor: They're safety locked and can't be opened until the gas levels have gone down.
- Martha Kent: My son is still in there!
- Lionel Luthor: So is mine.
- Clark Kent: Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?
- Clark Kent: I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.
- Chloe Sullivan: You know, just because you spend a lot of time with someone doesn't mean you know their darkest secrets.