Chloe Sullivan: Getting your morning Lana fix?
Clark Kent: Chloe, don't you ever knock?
Chloe Sullivan: It's a barn, Clark.
Clark Kent: Is there a reason you're here so early or do just enjoy busting my chops?
Chloe Sullivan: Little of both.
Chloe Sullivan: The door is locked. Uh, I'm gonna find a maintenance worker.
[Clark waits until Chloe doesn't watch him, then he easily pushes the handle out of the door with his finger, so that the door opens]
Clark Kent: Chloe, it's open.
Chloe Sullivan: How did you do that?
Clark Kent: Kent charm.
Dustin: Oh, man. You'd think someone that big would have a thicker skin.
Chloe Sullivan: [ball hits Dustin's head] You'd think someone that stupid would have a thicker head.
Clark Kent: [doesn't see Lana] Dad, I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through.
[sees Lana, pauses]
Lana Lang: Very impressive.
Clark Kent: Well, I had a sledgehammer.
Lex Luthor: I don't care about the past, I believe in the power to reinvent yourself.
Chloe Sullivan: Very impressive use of pull: "Can I use your bathroom?"
Clark Kent: I can't believe we're creeping around looking for road kill.
Chloe Sullivan: This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange.
Dustin: [when he's about to hook up with Jodi] You don't think I ever meant that stuff I said about you when you were - ?
Jodi Melville: Fat?
Jodi Melville: You thought it was funny... calling me names, making me cry... making me wish I were dead rather than fat.
Dustin: Well, what can I say?
Jodi Melville: You can say you're sorry.
[she opens her mouth to attack him]