- Joan Lawson: [Knocking on door] Oh, honey can you, get that?
- Harriet Brindle: Hi, Jamie!
- Jamie Lawson: Hi, Harriet.
- [Slams the door, on her]
- Joan Lawson: Jamie, that was rude! That's not, a good way to treat your neighbor.
- Jamie Lawson: I'm sorry, mom. But, she deserves it. Harriet's a pill and, she's nosy. What a waste of womanhood.
- Jamie Lawson: [after Ted, shows Joan and Jamie Vicki's insides] She's got wires in there instead, of gizzards.