Prof. Maximilian Arturo: There's one constant about every America we visit.
Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Yeah, the health-care system always sucks.
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Madame, to call that quack a quack is to insult every genuine quack in the medical profession.
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: [quietly to the ohters] Given the fraudulent nature of this man's claims, I suggest a response that harkens back to our childhoods.
[cut to them bursting out the door]
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Run! Run like hell!
Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: [of watching TV] What better way to scope out a culture?
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: [Rembrandt shoots the snake in the file room where they are] That was quite probably somebody's pet.
[they emerge and confront the witch doctor; Rembrandt shoots him]
Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Well done, Mr. Brown. That was the pet's somebody.
Quinn Mallory: My other self is so vital. He's *living* his life. That's what I'm gonna do from now on. It's a liberation from which I can never repay you. But I'm still gonna try, by sending you home.