Col. Steve Austin: Please don't wrinkle my jacket.
John Perry: Well, oh, if you let me wrinkle your jacket, I'll let you wrinkle my hair.
John Perry: We've got a little surprise for ya, we have a celebrity with us that I'd like to introduce now. He's not a performer, but his eh, TV show thrilled millions of people all over the world. I guess you won't recognize him here on Earth. But on the moon, he is the one and the only, the super astronaut Colonel Steve Austin, how 'bout a hand for him, folks?
Col. Steve Austin: Well hello Linda.
Linda: Hi Steve.
Col. Steve Austin: Oscar wants a little talk with you.
Linda: Oh, sorry, no time, I'm already late for rehearsal.
Col. Steve Austin: Well, you're gonna be late, about twenty years late. Oscar will explain it to you.