- Farmer's Wife: What is it, Henry?
- Farmer: [having caught sight of Steve Austin running at high speed] Suspect I'll be needing a new pair of glasses, Martha. Beginning to see funny things...
- Cal: Now we must be carrying an extra passenger.
- Zeb: What?
- Cal: Well figure it out. You weigh a hundred and seventy, right? ? According to the scale back there, we weigh three hundred and seventy pounds more than this truck did when it left the factory. That means a guy who weighs about two hundred pounds.
- Zeb: What are you talking about? Where? How? I mean, the door's locked, sealed, I checked it!
- Cal: I don't know, but we've got a passenger.
- Ted Swenson: [pointing a gun at Col. Austin] Hold it! What are you doing here?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, I came to get my truck back. If I lose it, it comes out of my check.
- Oscar Goldman: The reflector is useless. Colonel Austin removed the the key transistor. I assure you it won't work, it's useless.
- Gen. Wiley: That's not good enough for me, Mr. Goldman. I can't let them get away with that reflector.
- Doctor Clea Broder: Steve, the things you did on the plane, and even before that, the way you knocked down that door... how did you do it?
- Col. Steve Austin: Oh, sleight of hand, sleight of foot.
- Doctor Clea Broder: Oh really?
- Oscar Goldman: Dr. Broder, he fascinates a lot of women with those tricks. I, well, I have to rely on my native charm.