- Billy Chenowith: It's hard to get your shit together with someone watching all the time.
- George Sibley: Yeah, it is. But when no one's watching, then where are you? Where the fuck are you then?
- Maggie Sibley: Well, I know that if you think life is a vending machine, where you put in virtue and you get out happiness, then you'll probably gonna be disappointed.
- Ruth: Well seriously. What kind of a plan is that, to let a sick bird run wild in the house pooping?
- George Sibley: Ruth, don't you understand? Nobody grows up thinking this is the way they're going to turn out to be.
- Maggie Sibley: [upon discovering a blue bird in the kitchen] It's a good omen.
- Tom Wheeler: The sci fi channel says it's a bad omen.
- George Sibley: It's not an omen, it's a bird.
- Keith Charles: Amen.
- George Sibley: No, omen. It's pronounced omen.