Keith Charles: Lord, for food in a world where many walk in hunger, for faith in a world where many walk in fear, and for friends in a world where many walk alone, we give you thanks, O Lord, on this Christmas Day. Amen.
Saleswoman: [in a store] Anything I can help you with?
Brenda: Yes, I'm looking for clothes so expensive only an idiot would buy them. Oh, there they are...
Billy: Happy's a concept I try not to buy into. It just gets me into trouble.
Ruth Fisher: Well, when are you going to invite him? I need to know how many yams to buy.
Claire: Look - if he's coming, I'll tell him to bring his own yam.