- Marc's Boyfriend: [of a blaring car stereo] Hey, so, does bad music make people deaf or do deaf people just have really bad taste in music?
- Marc Foster: Well, there is Beethoven...
- Fundamentalist #1: God killed Marc Foster, and I'm here to celebrate.
- David Fisher: [punches fundamentalist] God just shoved your stomach into your lungs, and I'm here to celebrate!
- Federico Diaz: [to a gay-bashed corpse] OK, Cinderella. We're gonna have to work overtime to get you ready for the ball, because men don't make passes at girls with big gashes!
- Gary Deitman: So why did you drop jazz vocals?
- Claire Fisher: Because the music teacher was a crackhead.
- Gary Deitman: I'm serious, Claire.
- Claire Fisher: So am I. He got busted and fired and then jazz vocals was discontinued. Do your homework.
- Gary Deitman: What happened with the, ah, literary magazine?
- Claire Fisher: Censorship. I wrote this totally, like harmless, cartoon story about this girl who can make people's heads explode and, apparently it was too disturbing to publish.
- Gary Deitman: Dating anyone?
- Claire Fisher: Dating? You mean, like getting drunk and screwing?
- Gary Deitman: If that's what it is.
- Claire Fisher: Yeah, that's what it is. No, I'm not.
- Ruth Fisher: How did you tell your parents you were ...
- Robbie: Into flowers? Well, it was obvious from the beginning. My first word was perennial.