The Simpsons (TV Series)

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (1999)

Russi Taylor: Martin Prince

Quotes 

• Milhouse Van Houten : Man, if we had eye power like those kids in that movie, we could read the adults' minds and tell their secrets and make them pitchfork each other and junk!

  [laughs] 

  Lisa Simpson : Wait! We don't need supernatural powers. We already know their secrets.

  Bart : She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.

  Martin Prince : My mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.

  Nelson Muntz : My dad gets in car accidents on purpose.

  Lisa Simpson : [as she writes down everyone's ideas on a notepad]  Great! This is all gold.

  Milhouse Van Houten : We gotta spread this stuff around. Let's put it on the Internet!

  Lisa Simpson : No! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter! And I think I know how.