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(TV Series)

(2001)

Quotes

Louie: Hey, They's throwin' robots!

Linguo: They *are* throwing robots.

Legs: It's disrespecting us. Shut up a'you face!

Linguo: Shut up *your* face.

Legs: Whatsa' matta you?

Louie: You ain't so big.

Legs: Me an' him are gonna' whack you in the labonza!

Linguo: Mmmm... Bad... Bad grammar overload! Error! Error!

[Linguo explodes]

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Lisa: Almost done. Just lay still.

Linguo: Lie still.

Lisa: I knew that. Just testing.

Linguo: Sentence fragment.

Lisa: Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment.

[Linguo's eyes move back and forth as it thinks]

Linguo: Must conserve battery power.

[Linguo shuts itself down]

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[Marge has just sliced off Homer's thumb]

Marge: I'm sorry!

Homer: Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!

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Chief Wiggum: Your mission is to find the firework smugglers and get them to say something incriminating on this tape.

[Looks at tape]

Bart: Hootie and the Blowfish?

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tape.

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Dr. Nick: 'Inflammable' means flammable? What a country.

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[Homer is drunk]

Homer: Have you ever seen that Blue Man Group? Total ripoff of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs, well, they SUCK.

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Homer: Here, little fella.

[Homer pours beer into Linguo's mouth]

Lisa: Dad, no!

Linguo: Error!

Homer: I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot.

Lisa: Oh. This is why I can't have nice things! Grrr... every time I design a robot, somebody comes along and breaks it.

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Ned Flanders: Son of a diddily!

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Homer: [after Linguo explodes] Linguo, dead?

Linguo: Linguo is... dead.

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Chief Wiggum: [answer machine] 9-1-1. This better be good.

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Chief Wiggum: Here we are, 123 Fake Street. The home of Knifey Wifey!

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Milhouse: I can't go to juvie, they use guys like me as currency.

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Lisa: [running past Moe's] It's noon. That's usually when dad gets the brew shakes.

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Milhouse: [while leading Bart into a cave] This is where I come to cry.

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Homer: [to Marge] That is not possible, we are not in Gattaca.

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Lisa: [after seeing the breakfast Marge has prepared, whispering] Don't worry dad, I'll get us out of this!

[Louder]

Lisa: Hey dad!

[winks]

Lisa: Do you want to see my science project?

[winks]

Homer: No Lisa,

[winks]

Homer: but I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast!

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Chief Wiggum: [Wiggum thinks he's killed Bart and Milhouse, his snitches during a sting operation by blurting out Fat Tony's name over a hidden radio, and then hears what sounds like gunshots] My bad.

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