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"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XII (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Leprechaun: [whilst kissing the Gypsy] Hold me closer

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Leprechaun: [whilst kissing the Gypsy] Kiss me I'm Irish

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Homer Simpson: [regarding him marrying Marge] But if I died, she'd be completely free. For man or machine.

Pierce Brosnan House: [as Homer leaves] Machine, eh?

Homer Simpson: [returns] Yup, a machine.

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[the Simpsons got a automatic house, that does everything for them]

Marge: Ooh, look, we can choose its personality.

[Clicks on Matthew Perry]

House: Could I BE more of a house?

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[Turns Milhouse into a banana]

Nelson Muntz: Stop zapping yourself!

[Turns Milhouse into an ostrich]

Nelson Muntz: Stop zapping yourself!

[Turns Milhouse into Mr. T]

Nelson Muntz: Stop zapping yourself!

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Homer: Mmmm... unexplained bacon.

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Homer: Well, everything ended fine.

Marge: No, it didn't. Bart's dead.

Homer: Saying I'm sorry won't bring him back.

Marge: The gypsy said it would.

Homer: Pff. She's not the boss of me.

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Homer: Die, you monster!

Lisa: Dad! That's the water softener.

Homer: Well I *am* missing the back of my head. I think you could cut me some slack!

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Carl: You know, I was hexed by a troll once and a leprechaun cured that right up.

Lenny: Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six leprechauns!

Carl: Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun.

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[to Bart, who has mis-cast a spell to change a frog into a prince]

Mrs. Krabappel: Sloppy work, as usual. Lisa's casting spells at an eighth-grade level. You've sinned against nature.

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[Homer is about to disable the Ultrabot CPU]

Homer Simpson: I'm gonna enjoy this!

Pierce Brosnan House: Don't take out my British charm unit! Without that, I'm nothing but a boorish American clod!

[Homer removes the British charm unit]

Pierce Brosnan House: Ah, thanks a lot, asswipe!

[losing power]

Pierce Brosnan House: I coulda kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat... slime... bucket.

[voice dying]

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