Lucy Lawless: I'll take you home.
[Lucy flies, carrying Bart and Lisa]
Lisa: Hey, Xena can't fly.
Lucy Lawless: I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.
Comic Book Guy: Stop right there! I have the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album.
Lisa Simpson: I still can't believe we escaped from those horrible vampires.
Homer Simpson: But it was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal.
Homer Simpson: [singing] Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.
Marge Simpson: [driving] I'm having a hard time seeing. Homer, did you remember to put the fog lights in?
Homer Simpson: [singing to the same tune] 'Cause I forgot to put the fog lights in.
[Homer and Bart are on a spaceship listening to Rosie O'Donald sing]
Bart Simpson: Don't worry, Dad. We'll be dead in five minutes.
Homer Simpson: Not fast enough!
[he presses the eject button, which sends them into space where their heads explode]
Comic Book Guy: [Coming out of the vat of Lucite] Lucite... hardening... must... end life... Classic... Lorne... Green... death... pose... from... Battlestar... Galactica.
[Body becomes stiff]
Comic Book Guy: Best... death... ever.
[Homer tries to gain passage on an escape rocket]
Homer: I am the piano genius from the movie "Shine".
Guard: And your name is...?
Homer: Uhh... Shiney McShine.
Homer: Lisa, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage.
Lucy Lawless: But I'm sure that once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates. Next question!
Professor Frink: Yes, over here, m-hey, m-heyven. In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa. Yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please to explain it!
Lucy Lawless: Ah, yeah. Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
Professor Frink: I see, all right yes. But in episode AG4...
Lucy Lawless: Wizard.
Professor Frink: Ah, for glavin out loud...