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"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror X (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

Quotes

Lucy Lawless: I'll take you home.

[Lucy flies, carrying Bart and Lisa]

Lisa: Hey, Xena can't fly.

Lucy Lawless: I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

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Comic Book Guy: Stop right there! I have the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album.

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Lisa Simpson: I still can't believe we escaped from those horrible vampires.

Homer Simpson: But it was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal.

Homer Simpson: [singing] Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.

Marge Simpson: [driving] I'm having a hard time seeing. Homer, did you remember to put the fog lights in?

Homer Simpson: [singing to the same tune] 'Cause I forgot to put the fog lights in.

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[Homer and Bart are on a spaceship listening to Rosie O'Donald sing]

Bart Simpson: Don't worry, Dad. We'll be dead in five minutes.

Homer Simpson: Not fast enough!

[he presses the eject button, which sends them into space where their heads explode]

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Comic Book Guy: [Coming out of the vat of Lucite] Lucite... hardening... must... end life... Classic... Lorne... Green... death... pose... from... Battlestar... Galactica.

[Body becomes stiff]

Comic Book Guy: Best... death... ever.

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[Homer tries to gain passage on an escape rocket]

Homer: I am the piano genius from the movie "Shine".

Guard: And your name is...?

Homer: Uhh... Shiney McShine.

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Homer: The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth.

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Homer: Lisa, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage.

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Lucy Lawless: But I'm sure that once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates. Next question!

Professor Frink: Yes, over here, m-hey, m-heyven. In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa. Yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please to explain it!

Lucy Lawless: Ah, yeah. Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

Professor Frink: I see, all right yes. But in episode AG4...

Lucy Lawless: Wizard.

Professor Frink: Ah, for glavin out loud...

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