Shop-keeper Apu is deemed to be Springfield's most eligible bachelor and dates several women so he is upset to learn that the time has come for his arranged marriage. When Apu's mother turns up in town Homer persuades a reluctant Marge to pose as Apu's wife in order to put off the union but the deception wears thin and they are forced to tell the truth. Fortunately the arranged bride Manjula turns out to be wholly to Apu's liking. Written by
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Homer takes Apu to a barbershop called "Hairy Shearers", a nod to cast member Harry Shearer
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You know what you could do, Apu?
Yeah, shut up.
You could fake your own death.
Oh, would you shut up?
All you need is a car bomb and...
I can't believe you don't shut up!
References Fried Green Tomatoes
Written by Lou Gramm
and Mick Jones
Performed by Foreigner
Sung by Hank Azaria See more