The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (1997)
Harry Shearer: Lenny, Picture Perfect Guy, Mr. Burns, Skinner, Baseball Announcer #1
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
Principal Skinner : [speaking in a stilted, monotone voice] Yes, I am sure.
[pays Marge, revealing a bandage on his hand]
Principal Skinner : Sure as sure can be.
Marge Simpson : Oh my God, what happened to your fingers?
Fat Tony : [mumbling from behind the door] Boating accident.
Principal Skinner : I believe it was a 'boaking' accident.
[a laser sight is pointed at his head, followed by the sound of a hammer cocking into place]
Principal Skinner : I have to go now.
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Homer Simpson : Hey, what's all that commotion outside? Why, it's one of those pretzel wagons the movie stars are always talking about.
Lenny : Here? At our plant?
Homer Simpson : That's right, Lenny. Let's all give in to deliciousness the pretzel wagon way.
Lenny : [cheering with their co-workers] That's pretzeltastic.
Homer Simpson : Let's go. Yeah. Homer's right.
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Marge Simpson : Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
Lenny : Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh...
Carl : Hey, hurry up. I wanna get my pretzel.
Lenny : One pretzel.
Marge Simpson : [he pays and moves on] Thank you.
Carl : Uh, let's see, um... I will have one of your, uh...
Mr. Burns : Come on, come on, while we're young.
Lenny : [honking its horn, the Fleet-A-Pita van pulls up] Wow, check out that van. It looks like it doesn't even need our business.
Carl : Hey, let's go.
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Picture Perfect Guy : Now, folks, I don't want to alarm you, but scientists say 40% of America's pictures are hanging crooked.
[mortified gasps]
Picture Perfect Guy : Yeah, it's true. And I hear you asking, "Well who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations?" Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats in Washington?
[chuckling]
Picture Perfect Guy : Good luck. Hey, you know, maybe no one'll notice. Maybe the problem will just fix itself.
Marge Simpson : Now you're the one who's being naive.
Picture Perfect Guy : Okay, fair enough. But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame-nudging. Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including "Who are you?" and "What are you doing here?".