Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Fox Network specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show." Tonight we're here to honor America's favorite non-prehistoric cartoon family.
Troy McClure: Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, I've seen every Simpson's episode, You can't show me anything new."
Troy McClure: Well, you got some attitude, Mister.
Troy McClure: Besides, you're wrong! Because sometimes, episodes run long, and certain scenes never get aired. So fire up your VCR, because here, for the first time ever, are the cut-out classics.
Troy McClure: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns.
Troy McClure: Then they found out it was the baby.
[long pause, coughs]
[notices he's being filmed drinking Tequila shots behind his desk]
[shouts, heavily accented]
Redneck Matt Groening: Get out of my office!
[fires a six-shooter twice]
[Showing Simpsons "outtakes."]
Troy McClure: If that's what they cut out, what they leave in must be pure gold.