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The Secret War of Lisa Simpson 

After a prank destroys half the town, Bart is shipped away to military school. Lisa, seeking a challenge, decides to enroll with him, but is faced with discrimination as the school's only girl cadet.


(as Mikel B. Anderson)


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Episode cast overview:
Homer Simpson / Santa's Little Helper / Grampa Simpson / Cadet Anderson (voice)
Marge Simpson (voice)
Lisa Simpson (voice)
Chief Wiggum / 'The Moon of Earth' Narrator / Prof. Frink / English Teacher / Black-Haired Cadet / Firing Range Instructor (voice)
Sand Movie Narrator / Adlai Stevenson / Principal Skinner / Jasper (voice)
The Commandant (voice)
Edna Krabappel (voice)
Janey Powell (voice)
Brown-Haired Cadet / Orderly (voice)
Miss Hoover / Franklin (voice)


After a prank destroys half the town, Bart is shipped away to military school. Lisa, seeking a challenge, decides to enroll with him, but is faced with discrimination as the school's only girl cadet.

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Animation | Comedy


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18 May 1997 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


Bart's prank involves 15 bullhorns altogether. See more »


After Bart's megaphone mayhem, just before Chief Wiggum discusses Bart's punishment, you see Homer's classic pink sedan in the driveway and a police car, neither with the windows smashed. See more »


Firing Range Instructor: Since you've attended public schools, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms. So, we'll start you off with something a little more advanced.
[hands Bart a grenade launcher]
Bart Simpson: Wow.
[Bart begins firing away at his targets, destroying four. The last grenade flies off into the distance]
Firing Range Instructor: Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.
Bart Simpson: [slyly] Did I?
[Springfield Elementary. Principal Skinner is standing next to the smoldering crater that was his car]
Nelson Muntz: HA-HA!
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Spoofs Moonraker (1979) See more »


Composed by 'Daniel Butterfield (I)'
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A Very Pleasing Finale to the Eight Season,
27 May 2014 | by (Ireland) – See all my reviews

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson is a great Simpsons episode with a very well written storyline and plenty of really funny scenes. It's a very solid Lisa episode, many fans are usually not impressed with these, but this one is an exception, we sympathise with her more here than we have in any other episode, she is in a bad place, and we support her as she strives to succeed, there is also some very sweet parts between her and Bart, they are very different siblings who don't particularly get along, but it's moments like these that remind us that they're always there for each other. I think it had too many cut always from the military school, we are shown a scene with Homer at home at one stage, and another lengthy scene where Lisa phones Grampa, this episode wanted to be dramatic, which is definitely succeeded at, but I think it would have helped the atmosphere if they didn't have any parts outside of the military school that were only there for the sake of a few laughs. Willem Dafoe is fantastic in this episode as the Commandment, his voice is completely unrecognizeable and he really owned his performance, certainly one of the most memorable once off characters. One of the most dramatic episodes of the entire series, the Secret War of Lisa Simpson is a very pleasing finale to the eight season.

Bart's antics have gone too far so Marge and Homer decide to send him to Military school, Lisa decides to join him because she dosen't feel academically challenged.

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