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"The Simpsons" The President Wore Pearls (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Kent Brockman: [after Michael Moore has given Kent a ridiculous statistic] Where did you get that statistic?

Michael Moore: Your Mother!

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Lisa: The student strike will continue until you restore music and art.

Principal Skinner: What about gym?

Lisa: [dismissive] Eh.

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Ralph: Lisa's a sellout! Lisa's a sellout! Hey, Lisa. What's a sellout?

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Marge Simpson: Lisa, you look so successful. Like you're the wife of a businessman.

Homer Simpson: I wish I married a businessman. Then I'd have nice things.

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Seymour: [singing] I'm so happy with my evil plan. Say goodbye to music, gym, and art. Soon we will have the perfect school... where fun and excitement never starts.

Groundskeeper Willie: I'm so drunk I can barely see. But it helps me get through another day. My stomach is filled with haggis and ham. I've got to go puke in some hole.

Bart: Lisa is a fool.

Seymour: I think the rules are cool.

Groundskeeper Willie: I'm falling in the pool!

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Bart: Lis, you made the school worse than it already was. It wasn't exactly San Diego State to begin with.

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Additional Voices: Well, I guess this story has a happy ending after all, just like my last massage.

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