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(TV Series)

(2001)

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Judge Constance Harm: Grand theft auto?

Bart Simpson: It was an accident, ma'am.

Judge Constance Harm: Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me its frosting.

Homer Simpson: What did she say about cupcakes?

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Marge Simpson: She's such a butthole!

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Homer Simpson: She is so cool!

Marge Simpson: We hate her, Homer.

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Homer: Careful. These pants cost me 600$.

Moe: 600$?

Homer: Yeah, they're Italian.

Moe: [pulls out shotgun and points it at Homer] All right, hand them over.

Homer: Moe?

Moe: Yeah, I rob now.

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Lisa Simpson: Hey Karen!

Karen: Hey Lisa!

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Judge Constance Harm: According to this, your father was driving you to school. Then where was he when you stole the police car?

Homer Simpson: Uh, your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.

Judge Constance Harm: You abandoned your son to win forty dollars?

Homer Simpson: And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion.

[Holds it up and admires it]

Homer Simpson: Cool.

Judge Constance Harm: And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?

Homer Simpson: Your Honor, if may sing a little bit of, "Don't Fear the Reaper," I think you'll agree...

Judge Constance Harm: I'm familiar with BOC. But you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision.

Homer Simpson: I couldn't agree more. Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or au pair.

Judge Constance Harm: Sorry, bub, that crow won't caw.

Homer Simpson: It won't!

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Judge Constance Harm: Agh! That quilt was made by my Grandmother.

Homer Simpson: So... it cost you nothin'.

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Lisa Simpson: That's my brother.

Snake: Um, did she say she used to be a dude?

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Homer Simpson: Judge Snyder, while we're young?

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Judge Constance Harm: I hereby order you to be tethered to your son.

Homer Simpson: Tethered!

Judge Constance Harm: Tethered. Report to room five.

Homer Simpson: Room five!

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Judge Constance Harm: I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions!

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Judge Constance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me, when I was a little boy.

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Judge Constance Harm: But I was about to bang my gavel, making the sentence official!

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Homer Simpson: That was close.

Hans Moleman: Please drive off me.

Homer Simpson: Argh!

Marge Simpson: What was that?

Homer Simpson: Uh, just the radio, dear.

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Judge Constance Harm: [a woman, to Bart] You remind me of myself... when I was a little boy.

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Edna Krabappel: Okay, now who can pick out the predicate in this sentence?

Homer Simpson: Ahhh!

Edna Krabappel: What is it now, Bart?

Bart Simpson: Night terrors.

Homer Simpson: Ahh! Cobras!

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Homer Simpson: Look at her in there, washing her body.

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