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- [looking at a corporate logo with Lisa's face]
- Moe: It makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke.
- [Lisa and Mr. Burns are collecting cans at the beach]
- Mr. Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
- Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel.
- Mr. Burns: Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.
- Lisa: [unimpressed] There's a can.
- [a realtor is showing Bret Hart around Mr. Burns' mansion]
- Bret "The Hitman" Hart: Eww. This place has got old man stink.
- Mr. Burns: Ooh.
- Waylon Smithers: Don't listen to him, sir. You've got an enchanting musk.
- [Mr. Burns looks through a portfolio of his old stocks]
- Mr. Burns: Hmm, let's see...?Confederated Slave holdings." How's that one holding up?
- Blue Haired Lawyer: It's, uh, steady.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys.
- Bart Simpson: Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend out last days using inferior products.