Marge: You know, you have to stop drinking?
Buck McCoy: What do you care?
Marge: I don't know. I just naturally I assumed that it was any of my business.
Apu: [singing] Oh give me land, lots of land, and the starry skies above
Apu: [singing] Sir you cannot pee unless you are an employee.
Homer Simpson: [singing] Can't keep it in.
[Homer kicks in the bathroom door and uses the facilities]
[Buck's house is garnished with steakhouse paraphernalia]
Bart: Wow. It's like you're living in a steakhouse.
Buck McCoy: Why, thank you. Most people just mutter that.
Krusty the Clown: I want my comedy to have a timeless quality.
Krusty's Assistant: Here's the final draft on that "Hanging Chad" sketch, Krusty.
Krusty the Clown: [reading] Heh heh. Oh good, you worked in Judge Ito.