Marge Simpson: Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net, which he never uses. He spent my last three birthdays in jail, called out his bowling ball's name during sex...
[Lisa is learning Italian from an audio tape]
Voice on Tape: "Voglio affittare una barca piccola." I would like to rent a small boat.
Lisa Simpson: "Voglio affittare una barca piccola."
Voice on Tape: "Progetto di scaricare questo corpo nell'oceano." I plan to dump this body in the ocean.
Lisa Simpson: Huh?
[She looks at the tape case. It is labeled ""Italian for Italian-Americans"]
Voice on Tape: Ciò è che cosa ottenete per fare le domande! This is what you get for asking questions!
[gunshots ring out on the tape]