[When Krusty announces his retirement from show business
But, Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?
Krusty the Clown
'Cause comedy ain't funny anymore. Instead of time-tested jokes about women drivers and doctor bills, you got some big-chin schlub reading typos from the Palookaville Post. Well, here's a headline for you: "Nobody cares."
Hey, I washed your hair.
Music by Daryl Runswick
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