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"The Simpsons" The Last Temptation of Homer (TV Episode 1993) Poster

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Homer: [Reading a speech he has written on his hand] Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.

Homer: [Later, when he bumps in to Mindy, his palm is sweaty and the writing on it has been smudged. He still tries to read the speech, though] Murphy... You are a elf... Uncontrollably...

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Homer: Moe, I need your advice.

Moe Szyslak: [not very interested] Yeah.

Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo?

Moe Szyslak: That's the worst name I ever heard.

[a man runs out of Moe's crying]

Barney Gumble: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!

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[first lines]

Bart: [finishes with his paintbrush] The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therein lies the game.

Milhouse: I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.

Principal Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close! Move your car!

Mrs. Krabappel: I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell your mama!

Principal Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.

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[at an energy convention, Homer and Mindy are hosting the "Nuclear Power" booth]

Nuclear Power Heckler #1: [passing by] Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastards!

Mindy Simmons: Get bent!

Nuclear Power Heckler #2: [passing by] No more Chernobyls!

Homer: Go to hell!

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Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay. Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I -

[Lisa interrupts]

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Waylon Smithers: [a red warning light begins flashing in Mr.Burns's office] Someone is charging room service to the company, sir!

Montgomery Burns: Well, we'll see about that!

Montgomery Burns: [Burns uncovers a cage full of black monkeys that have tiny wings, and opens it] Fly, my pretties! Fly! Fly!

Montgomery Burns: [the monkeys all leap out Burns's window and instead of flying away, fall like stones to the ground below] Ungh... Continue the research!

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Homer: Moe, I've got a friend named Joey... Joe Joe Junior... Shabadoo.

Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.

[a man runs out of the bar crying]

Barney: Wait! Joey Joe Joe!

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Lenny: With a woman working here, we won't be able to spit on the floor anymore.

Carl: And we won't be able to take our pants off when it gets really hot.

Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain...

[receives stares]

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Homer: Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from workey.

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Mindy Simmons: [whispering seductively] Homer, I've got a really wicked idea that could get us in a lot of trouble.

Homer: Mindy, we have to fight our temptations.

Mindy Simmons: No. Let's do it. Let's call room service!

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