Homer Simpson: [Krusty is helping the Simpsons hide from Sideshow Bob as extras in the opere] Can I be the Phantom of the Opera?
Lisa Simpson: Dad, the Phantom isn't in this.
Homer Simpson: But I do such a great impression of him!
[he turns around, then turns back to Lisa with his hand covering one of his eyes]
Homer Simpson: Ooh, I am the gayest supervillian ever! Beware my scented candles! Ooh, scented!
Bart Simpson: We're in a foreign city with no car, being stalked by a killer. I feel like I'm The Bourne Identity.
Homer Simpson: I honor you and your country.
[bows to an old Italian woman and hands her memorabilia mug with a sign "Kentucky" on it]
old Italian woman: [looks at the sign on the mug and angrily smashes it at the ground] Kentucky! It means "whore" in Italian!
Bart Simpson: Please help us, Krusty. We don't want to be the first Christians to die at the Colosseum!
Sideshow Bob's son: Vendetta!
Sideshow Bob's son: [happily] Farfalla?
Sideshow Bob's son: Vendetta farfalla!