"The Simpsons" The Heartbroke Kid (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)



[Spengler has harnessed the patients at his weight-loss clinic to a chariot]

Tab Spangler: Here's what's going to happen. You're going to pull me in this chariot while I whip you and you tell me how you got so fat.

[cracks whip]

Tab Spangler: Go!

Kent Brockman: I'm Kent Brockman. I gorge on kettle corn between weather and sports.

Tab Spangler: We know. Your side-fat is spilling over to Channels 5 and 7. I hope you're getting three paychecks.

[cracks whip]

Bart Simpson: I'm Bart Simpson. I'm just big-boned.

Tab Spangler: [cracks whip] No such thing!

Bart Simpson: Growth spurt?

Tab Spangler: [cracks whip] Doesn't exist!

Bart Simpson: This can't be legal!

Tab Spangler: [cracks whip] It's legal enough!

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